FreezePark's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[BPTV PILOT]

Coolprinter's review is everything i wanted to say, he fucking nailed it. This is better than any of your other stuff, especially compared to StuBoy and PivBoy. I'm really glad you improved there, I was really expecting this to be another bland "2 guys who live together and go on adventures" series by you, but thankfully it wasn't. But dude this is the third time you've tried that concept. I'd really suggest either trying something else or keeping this concept but thinking really outside of the box with it, put a twist on it or something. But thankfully, unlike your other shit, this thing actually made sense! I could watch this and actually get something out of it, that's improvement right there cool! Your humor is still something I'll never appreciate, but humor is subjective and the humor in this cartoon isnt haha funny fart LOL so i'll give you some credit for atleast trying with the jokes here. Your animation has gotten better over the past couple of months aswell, which is good. I actually really liked the posing and scenery in this cartoon, especially when they're trying to not kill the boss. The colors in this cartoon are pretty nice to look at too. Coolprinter already went on about this but yeah those character designs, i dunno man. Your character designs have never been anything special, and they still arent anything special! The boss looks ok but the designs for Berry, Pepper and Tootsie are actually the most generic thing ive seen from you besides the StuBoy and PivBoy designs. Give the characters different head shapes, body shapes, heights, weights, colors, or dont even make them human. Do whatever to the characters to make them look interesting in the slightest. While you're at it, start learning anatomy or something, i know its a cartoon but having hands and other body parts looking so sloppily drawn just bugs the fuck out of me. The voice acting was actually not that bad. Besides an animator you like to consider yourself a voice actor but i think this is the only time your voice acting has actually stood out. Everyone else did good too, Ricepirate is always a great voice actor no matter what he's in. The music in this cartoon was pretty good too. Thank jesus you aren't getting Ihugeny to do your music holy fuck what were you thinking getting him for the deadpool musical cartoon you made.

Overrall, i saw improvement in this for alot of departments but there's still a couple important things to be fixed. Good luck boy

ThePivotsXXD responds:

Lhugueny paid me for those haha. They were commissions. Thanks for the review dude! This series actually isn't about 2 guys living together. It starts out that way though. I have a lot of different things I haven't tried yet, and I'm excited to get those ideas out. Thanks again dude!

[The Ascension: A stick death maze]

this is pretty cool dude, sorry you have to stay under judgement for 5 days. i dont know how the hell that even happens

LevelUPAnimations responds:

Thank ya :) i know right lol

[Stick Skitz: Volume 3]

i could just copy and paste my same review for the last stick collab you guys did but nah, i wont be that type of person. let me just say that i liked chrisbasso's entry like last time, and, WOW i actually liked another entry besides his! Tylarius's entry actually looked nice! thats cool hey! but like last time, everything else was shit. none of the jokes made were funny, none of the other entries had good animation in the slightest, and of course, everything went on for way too long. the one by flippingburgers actually made me want to close out of the tab and watch something else, that one would just not fucking end. i'm suprised you thought it was a good idea to make a third collab after your first two were just flooded with harsh reviews. why do people even bother making collabs on newgrounds anymore, every collab nowadays is either a collab filled with bad animation and inside jokes or bad animation and shit that goes on for way too long. even though the collabs by people from New Wave are the bad animation and inside jokes i said, you can atleast see that they have fun doing them. and that's why people appreciate their collabs so much. all i got from this was "oh yeah let's do a third shitty collab cos its a trilogy hahahahahAHAH".

seriously guys, what honestly made you want to do another one? did anybody really want this?

i could go into further detail about how badly this collab was organized but i'm just disappointed to see how obvious it is. just rewatch the collab yourselves then you'll see how badly organized it is. have fun with whatever you guys do next i guess...

StaticSkull responds:

First off, thanks for your review.

Second, I only did this because it was fun, just like every other piece of work that I do, and everybody else that asked to join was glad to join.

[Mad Jim]

the last cartoon i saw from you was from 2007
its been almost a decade and the only thing that has changed is that now your cartoons are HD

dude what even are you? i only see negative reviews on your stuff, on youtube and newgrounds, do you even read them? do you breathe? do you live?

koit responds:

If you truly believe that then so be it.

63 million views on youtube and 97k subscribers might disagree with you.

[WHATUP YOUTUUUUUUUBE]

dude my only problem with this is that its too short
i love the art style and animation in this, and the colors are really nice too

nice job on this babers

Blordow responds:

:DDD

[The Finding Dory Collab]

fuck dory (genuine thoughts)

MobileSpider responds:

eat my genuine poo

[Mr.Buckets Has A Ball Problem]

good concept but my god that art style

THEBUTTERMILKBANDITS responds:

lol, yeah

[Plankton.mov (A Spongebob Parody)]

Yknow what ChrisCToons? Fuck you. This is the shittiest thing ive ever fucking seen. This is a disgrace to Newgrounds. This is why Newgrounds is going down the shithole. Shit like this. Fuck you blam this fucking shit

nice job bb

chrisbasso responds:

You know what. YOU'RE RIGHT! This is turning newgrounds into a shithole.

[Stick Skits: Volume 2]

i liked a couple but jesus the good ones are so far inbetween the bad ones
most of the bad ones were the ones that went way too longer than they shouldve, espically the ones by VenomationsTV. i noticed that this collab was announced 9 days ago and its already out? maybe spend some more time so people dont have to rush their entry out. cos alot of the entries in here look rushed as fuck. and also, just a small complaint, but whats with the weird inconsistent aspect ratio? most of it is 4:3 but some are regular 1080p? thats strange

so uh yeah next time you boys do a collab definitley spend more time on it.

StaticSkull responds:

Thank you for your review. At least it was helpful. :)

[Jay and Cole - FIRED]

fucking hell don't upload stuff like this to newgrounds

JayVortexed responds:

Thank you for the kind words