FreezePark's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Reality Bytes: Petey's Invention]

i put this on and was pretty excited, was liking what i was seeing, but then it ended after a minute and a half and i legitimately said out loud "...that's it?" also lol, "i made an invention!" "what is it" "it's a device" "does it work" "of course it works" A+ dialogue. the 3D stuff and the animation was good tho.

[Friday night hunkin': Tankman]

kinda weird how on all of your cartoons you get multiple pages of bad reviews (most of them you could take from) but you don't listen to any of them and just give them bullshit replies or dumb negative emojis. like there's literally a review on here right now that has genuine critiques and you just replied with "Lol". are you trying to act like you don't care? do you not think this shit needs some improvement? i think it's annoying already that this is all you do, but that isn't something you have to change, just stop doing the bare minimum of animation. you're wasting potential talent by doing these still frame, one shot, barely even on the brink of limited animation, unappealing looking cartoons. if limited animation is the style you wanna go for, that's fine, but there's still more to it than this. do different shots, change the framing of the scene for once, do different camera angles, do more drawings of the characters instead of reusing the same ones over and over, do some backgrounds with color palettes that actually make sense. you clearly like writing and voice acting, so why not make something more of substance out of that?? i really don't get why this is what you would wanna spend your time doing, there's nothing creative about this at all.

[Are We Friends?]

Man I gotta be honest, I can't name a single thing about this cartoon that isnt completely awkward to me. The writing, poses, voice acting, music selection, animation consistency -- everything about this is so disconnected imo

Cokenutz responds:

Thanks for the honest review but the only part of the review that confuses me is everything being disconnected. Can you elaborate?

[The Stan Doraemon Collab]

i watched this with the sound off. it's probably funny

alicemargiela responds:

Mac Miller

[WOMBOLOGY: THE SHOW]

I'm so excited for the Wombology show!

[Loose Ends: The Screaming Service]

I usually don't even pay attention to the animation quality in your cartoons but since this one is you trying to be more professional, I will say that there's some real nice little sequences in this, but a lot of it is inconsistent and the lip sync on Sammy is honestly unacceptable most of the time and doesn't even look charmingly crude. That's all i gotta say tho, I think this is one of the best cartoons you've ever made

[Kenny Vs Spenny: Brian Teaches You About Love]

Idk how i missed this, this is great

[Dominoes..?]

Drawings are real good but the animation could be a bit smoother

[Make Love... And War!]

Honestly I'm pretty impressed. I liked the main characters a lot and there were some jokes that really landed, which I wasn't expecting. There were things I didn't care for, like the art style, and some of the dialogue felt weak to me at certain parts. Also I agree with Lynn that the animation is noticeably pretty inconsistent. But like overall, cool to see you guys make a pretty cohesive cartoon that's also like YOURS and isn't obviously borrowing from your influences too heavily. Excited to see more

[Okochonka]

I could say good and bad things about nearly every aspect of this, but I'll just leave it at I wasn't into the writing or the visuals. There were some really nice looking shots, and on the writing side of things, there were some good jokes, but I don't feel that either of them really complement one another. The character designs are very minimal, as is the coloring, but then all of that clashes with pretty good animation and writing that really didn't come across to me as minimal. Idk, it's like I'm getting mixed messages, I don't really understand what you're aiming for here. There's a lot I liked, but I felt I had to say that, and hopefully you get what i'm saying lol